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Vaja stooped his bony frame close to the ground to better see the circle he drew. He scratched the circle closed with his long, gnarled finger and then slowly straightened up. His back cracked as he stood. "Auggh!" he cursed. His back had gone from bad to worse ever since he moved out of the city and into this little shack outside of town. He hadn't wanted to move, but a new bylaw in the city, ratified by the mayor and city council made it illegal for anyone with no income to live within the city walls. "Bastards," he muttered. The circle was complete. Vaja consulted the long piece of computer printout he had taped to his wall. Everything

INT. BANK - DAY JIMMY and ERIC are robbing the bank. People are lying on the floor with their hands on their heads. One kid is playing with his handheld gaming device. Eric has the people covered with a gun. Jimmy is grabbing sacks full of money. ERIC Jimmy, hustle it! OK, folks. You just stay on the ground and count to one hundred. If nobody gets stupid, nobody gets hurt. Jimmy EXITS through the front door. ERIC (cont) Well folks, it's been a pleasure being your evil villain. Remember, for today at least, you're famous too. Eric EXITS through front door. EXT. BANK - DAY Jimmy is standing just outside the door to the bank with his ha

EXT. - JUST OUTSIDE THE BOSS'S DOOR DANIELS waits nervously outside the boss's office. Mr. Pipsin (from within) Daniels! INT. - BOSS'S OFFICE DANIELS (entering the office) Yes, sir! Mr. Pipsin Why are you moping around out there? DANIELS Mr. Pipsin, I believe we have a problem. It may be something that we can contain if we act quickly enough. I'm afraid, though that the long term ramifications won't be known until- Mr. Pipsin Good God, shut up, Daniels. Now, tell me what our 'problem' is. DANIELS Uhh, well sir, the new additive we put in our Tasty Brew line of coffee has some slight flaws in it. Mr. Pipsin What kind of f

I fell in a hole and I saw my name. I said my name out loud, and the hole swallowed me. So, I hid my name until it was no longer mine, And I had no name until I was no longer me.

[Man sitting in waiting room] Nurse: Dr Maudling will see you now. Arthur: Ah…Great. [Walks through to doctors office; Dr is at desk] Dr: Come in… Arthur Snellgrove is it? [Looks at papers]… A: Yes, yes …it is. D: Do take a seat [Arthur sits] D: Snellgrove…Snellgrove…French is it? A: No? D: Right, what seems to be the problem? A: Well, I'm 40 today and … D: Great! Happy Birthday! A: [shrugging it off] Thanks… anyway, I've been thinking a lot lately [Dr nods in agreement] and I am afraid I'm not depressed enough for a man of my age. D: Hmmm…interesting… and you would think this would be a common problem... [Arthur looks expectant